My journal is going to cover many things, but a recurring offering I'll present for your perusal will be matters of abomination and atrocity; being a Detrimental Robot as I am, I find that drawing attention to such things is very helpful in our mission of .. well, I'm not sure WHY we put out vibrations and rays and horrible visions to torment the surface people; we just do. It's a living, I guess.
Anyways! Today's presentation is one about FURRIES. If you don?t know what they are, Google and Wikipedia will be of assistance but steel yourself first, it's not a pretty story.
I submit for your consideration Richael "Kitteh" Michels, furry and full time landwhale who was arrested and sentenced for molesting an underage boy.
Here's a local Denver TV station's report on Michels, which if nothing else is good for the delicious, total feeling of oncoming societal collapse that the anchors give us.
It's utterly amazing to me that while furries are now quite infamous and well known across this country and around the world, this story seems to be one nobody s aware of. You people need to be aware of this, you need to know! Because I'm very sure that this isn't an isolated incident.
Ah, but of course the local furries denied and denounced but doesn't every group of deviants, when one of their own is caught? And I think that's the thing to keep in mind here - this ugly beast is just the one they caught. I'm so sure there are so many other furry offenders who just haven't been found out yet.
Do me a favor, Internet: spread this story around! Get the word out! If the news won't do it, let's do it for them! We need to get the truth out and we need to show everyone the terror that is furries. Those freaky beasts get better every year with spin control and if we don't do something about it, and show everyone the truth of what they do, the next thing you know, YOUR CHILDREN COULD BE FURRIES.
Well, that's all for today, gang. Before I go, let me tell you one part of this story that I just can't get enough of:
"Detectives said they first heard about the case from a tip from the Department of Human Services. The DHS complaint, from Michels' husband, said he was concerned his wife was spending a significant amount of time chatting online with people he didn't know and that she had become involved in the furry lifestyle."
That's right, folks; Michels' husband called DHS - he called the mental health people in Colorado, he called the nuthouse, so to speak - because he thought becoming a furry meant his wife had gone completely insane and needed help. Michels' husband thought that his wife's involvement in the dark, dank world of the furry lifestyle meant that she was mentally ill.
Wow. If only it were that easy. If only we could just call our local mental hospital every time we saw some loser in ears and a tail or a fursuit and have them committed.
Well, back to the stygian caves. Until next time!
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